Why did I think this was hilrious? Well because I think every one of us does at least one of these things-

Bleach your hair? Tan your skin? Get contacts? Lose your retainer? Shower? Cake Makeup? Black whore eye makeup? Whore lashes? Cartoon eyebrows? Hoochie eyebrows? Abuse your hair?

Oh yes, I most definitely tan my skin, wear contacts and abuse my hair- wonder what I’d look like if I didn’t!!??