If you only knew what a day in the life of Alexis Hay consisted of… I think you would actually be rather jealous. My life is so entertaining. Just the other day at Michaels I witnessed something not so rare- I mean come on when you’re five you probably aren’t too worried about whether someone sees you pull your bunched up batman whitey tidies out of your little ass. You’re much more concerned with thinking of ways to convince mom to buy you a new tinkle time Tracy Barbie. At first I was only filming the kid because he had a toy I used to LOVE playing with…. then I caught him pulling treeees! Bless his heart. Enjoy